Scrambled Flaches

Scrambled Flaches is the 16th Maggie E. Coyote and Fish Runner short.

Plot
Maggie E. Coyote (Eternalii Maggieshiis) and the Rayna Runner (Flyingus Supersonicus) are continuing their chase through the twisty roads of the desert. As Maggie E. closes of the Rayna Runner, a 4-way intersection is reached and the Road Runner takes a left turn. Maggie E. looks back as she breaks herself into the dirt, not noticing a "DANGER BRIDGE OUT" sign, thus falls off edge of the plateau and busts a hole in the roads below. Tossing out her utensils and untying the napkin from her neck, Maggie walks out of the hole and plan her next scheme. The End.
 * 1)  Thinking simple, Maggie attempts to simply trip the Rayna Runner with a fake foot (to avoid unpleasant repercussions on herself), but only ends up getting the fake foot winded. As she walks out, she kneel on the leg and scratches her head, only for the leg to unreel itself, twisting her body in turn.
 * 2) Maggie E. broods in the dirt, and soon comes up with a new plan: Throw out a dynamite stick with a string. However, when Maggie E. circles the string over her head, it lassos itself around Maggie's face exploding.
 * 3) Going for speed again, Maggie then builds a contraption made from a fan, a sail and roller skates to propel herself down the road. The works excellent in a straight line, but cannot follow the Rayna Runner around a tight curve. The poor Maggie is thrown into a pool, digs through a dirt beach, and slams directly into a wall.
 * 4) Next, Maggie E. holds onto a large firework and lights it as the Rayna Runner passes, hoping to give semi-aerial chase. However, the firework takes off without its owner, flaying the Maggie's chest in the process, and then it hits a curve and reverses itself, also flaying Maggie's shirt and deeply annoying the devious bug.
 * 5) Devious doesn't apply to the next simple trap: Maggie E. tries to pull a large boulder onto one end of a see-saw to launch himself towards the Rayna Runner on a high cliff, but the boulder squashes her instead.
 * 6) Maggie E. pushes an anvil tied to balloon off an outcropping, and then pulls the string when she hears the Rayna Runner, trying to flattin her nemesis. The anvil and the Rayna Runner converge towards the same spot in the bridge the Rayna Runner is now on, but the Road Runner breaks just in time to avoid it. The anvil smashes through the bridge, is thrown back up through the hole by a power line, and drops towards Maggie who is perched on the very edge of the outcropping. Shivering with fear, Maggie E. covers her head, preparing for the impact. The anvil misses her, but instead breaks through another part of the outcropping. Maggie sighs with relief, but soon spots she is defying gravity and is then subject to it.
 * 7) Again attempting to give semi-aerial chase, Maggie retracts a massive spring attached to a wall and sits in it, tentatively letting go of her grip on the ground as the Rayna Runner passes on the left. But instead of launching at the fly, she simply gets caught inside the the spring as it extends itself outwards.
 * 8) Another ACME product (Dehydrated Boulders) takes the scene. Maggie E. picks up of them hydrates it, and attempts to throw it off the cliff towards the Rayna Runner below, but the boulder expands first and crushes her.
 * 9) In a final attempt to outrun and flatten the Rayna Runner, Maggie constructs an outboard steam roller. When she turns it on, it rolls away from her and down the road. The steam roller soon encounters the Rayna Runner, who reverses direction and runs away. Maggie E. continues to chase after her creation, while in what appears to be convenient Deus ex machina, a fork comes up ahead with a sign stating: In case of steam roller use Detour. The Rayna Runner takes the detour and zooms into a miniature "escape tunnel", which was actually a cannon trap, with Maggie in hot pursuit. Maggie E. leaps behind the cannon, lights the fuse and sits down, tired but satisfied. The fuse smokes, but the cannon doesn't fire. Confused, Maggie E. looks inside the cannon and sees a white light coming out, accompanied by railroad signs. Seeing no danger, she laughs and looks inside again, but the cannon fires, with the Rayna Runner riding on top of the cannonball. The Rayna Runner waves at the now injured Maggie as she walks away and is then flattened by her own steamroller, as Maggie E. holds up a "This is the end." sign.